RAFFLESTHESIA

^{( raffle theory )}

• tl;dr?
• how does this work?
• what do you get out of this?
• WHEN CAN I EXPECT RAFFLE STUFF TO HAPPEN?
• why are you doing this?
• who even are you?
• where do you think you’re going?

how does this work?

simply fill out the form above_^, then proceed to confirm your donation! once payment has been handled, you should receive a receipt by email!

both you and your support mean a lot to me, which is why i shall inform you of the potential consequences of your actions!

what do you get out of this? _{…wait, what do} I _{get out of this?}

the amount you contribute will have varying weight of consequence upon the future; both yours and mine! potential futures are as follows:

• $≥7.77 _^AND $<33.33
  • you have my gratitude!!! i literally can’t do this without you!!!
  • your alias will be used as a textural element in a thank-you mural i’ll be drawing at the convention!!!
  • your alias will be entered in to a raffle to win 👁a product of your choice👁.
• $≥33.33 _^AND $<44.20
  • your sona will now appear in the furnal mural!!!!
    ^{_{( i’m not gonna tell you where tho!! you’ll just have to find them!! ò v ó )}}
  • your alias will be used as a textural element in the furnal mural!!!!
  • your alias will be entered in to a raffle to win 👁a product of your choice👁.
• $≥44.20 _^AND $<66.69
  • your sona will appear in the furnal mural!!!!!
  • your sona will appear again, as graffiti, marketable plush, or other such element somewhere else on the mural!!!!!
    ^{_{( i’m still not gonna tell you where tho!!! you’ll just have to find them both!! ñ v ñ )}}
  • your alias will be used as a textural element in the mural!!!!!
  • your alias will be entered in to a raffle to win 👁a product of your choice👁.
• $≥66.69 _^AND $<77.77
  • your sona will appear in the furnal mural twice;
    • once as a kind of a thing in a physically-digital space, and once as a kind of a product or asset in a digitally-physical space ^{{ as above… }}

• { …so too, below; }
  • your sona is immediately( within 2-5 business days ) cursed( pronounced “drawn” ) , just like i did to these little fuckers!!!!!!
  • you fail to escape the curse of your alias being added to the furnal you mural as a textural element!!!!!!
  • you succeed in failing to escape the curse of your alias being entered in to a raffle to win 👁a product of your choice👁.
• $ ≥ 77.77 [ LUCKY DEVIL = UNLUCKY ANGEL ]
  • all as above, and so too below, could be your boon!!!!!!!
  • in your efforts to escape the curse of your alias being entered in to a raffle to win 👁a product of your choice👁, you fall in to a second, hidden raffle hole very clearly labelled “RAFFLE FOR LUCKY DEVILS AND UNLUCKY ANGELS”!!!!!!!
    • one lucky devil entered in to this raffle will successfully escape the cursed fate of their alias being used as a textural elemental in the furnal mural!!!!!!!
    • one unlucky angel will instead be blessed as one of the central elements of the furnal mural!!!!!!!
    • one lucky devil / unlucky angel will receive a CROWCORPS CARE CACHE; a prize package containing one of each product type ordered for the convention!!!!!!! this lucky devil / unlucky angel may then;
      • choose to have their order shipped to an address( which may be subject to additional shipping fees if such shipping fees should themself exceed $77.77 ), or…
      • choose to set a passphrase to confirm in-person order pick-up from the table at the convention!!!!!!!

if you’ve donated enough to activate one of my funny little trap cards_{( the gambits i played above )} then relevant fields on the form will activate and prompt you for only as much information as is necessary to complete the task! i really don’t want to be responsible for any more of your data than i absolutely need to be!

_{all donors will be entered in to only one raffle. all donors will receive varying expressions of gratitude as outlined above. please don’t try and buy multiple raffle entries; i’m not trying to start a gambling racket. both raffle winners will be contacted by crowcorps@recursionerror.xyz at the e-mail they provided on the form. so… please make sure you’ve entered the right e-mail on the form!}

when can i expect stuff to happen?

both raffles end MARCH 20^th, 2026 [00:00:00.00 EST], so be sure check your e-mail! check your junk mail, too! set a calendar reminder if you have to!

both raffle winners will have until MARCH 23^rd, 2026 [00:00:00.00 EST] to respond by email before another alias will be drawn from the entry pool. you will need to let me know which sizes you’d like, and where i will be shipping to.

work on the furnal equinox mural will start once i’m set up and at the con! i’ll aim to have finished by the end of the following week! everyone who donated will receive a download link to a full-resolution copy of the finished mural via e-mail upon its completion.
_{please note that if you’ve donated $77.77 or more, your alias will be entered in to the LUCKY DEVILS / UNLUCKY ANGELS RAFFLE only. i’m not entering you in to both. that would be silly. plus, it would run counter to the circumstances i detailed in the “what“.}

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why are you doing this?

idk i am deeply autistic, deeply transgender, deeply impoverished, and deeply out of my depths as a professional artist trying to accomplish anything worth the amount of time and effort i compulsorily put in to the things i make without letting it suck my fucking soul out. unfortunately, my soul is immensely vulnerable to Interacting-With-Capitalism-Type Damage_{( even if it is pretty resistant to crushing, bludgeoning, slashing, piercing, psychic, and many other forms of damage )}.

as it would turn out, my all-over-print designs cost a lot to manufacture per unit and much to my dismay, i don’t receive any wholesale discounts for bulk orders. the only option i can think is to ask for help funding it.

in short, this is the best way i can think to actually get my tiny little business as an artist off the ground on the timeframe i have ahead of me, because i sure as fuck don’t have any kind of start-up capital. so, why not start a crowfund on my silly little website, rather than utilizing a platform? hahah….

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who do you think you are?

idk, a literal bastard.

genuinely though, i know i’ve made a lot of friction in this process. i know it’s not how you’re Supposed to do Being A Professional, but i’m a weirdo and i refuse to not be that to convince strangers on the internet to support me!!!_{( i hope it was at least funny instead of annoying. )}

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where do you think you’re going?

hopefully to furnal equinox with enough inventory to at least break even! maybe even with enough inventory to continue vending at conventions!! hahahah!!! we’ll see!!!!! bye!!!!!!!!

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tl;dr

ahh, you value your time. i like that!

long story short; i’ve lived in poverty my entire adult life and that makes it really hard to actually get any business momentum going as an artist. i just wanna focus on the art part!!!

if you donate less than $77.77, you are included in varying degrees of art, you are entered in to a raffle to win your choice of one of my 👁wares👁.

if you donate $77.77 or more, you are included in art to varying degrees, and you are entered in to a smaller raffle pool to win one of everything i can manage to order for the convention.

raffle winners will be picked the first day of the con so i can start work on the mural.

please send me an e-mail if you need clarification on anything, would like a breakdown of the costs, etc.

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